Conversations onboard a kayak...

We are well and truly past the half way point now and we are both looking forward to a "few" drinks on NYE at Forster in a couple of days.  We have planned out on detail what, when and where we will be doing everything for NYE over the last couple of days in the middle of the ocean and they all tend to end up with us quite drunk on a dancefloor doing the electric boogaloo...look out Forster we are coming!

So i thought as a little treat i would give you an insight to the typical conservations we have on any given day whilst heading towards that ever elusive headland.

6am  "lovely morning today Rob" "yes Scott this is great maybe we should try and go even further than planned today as feeling really good after that steak, bacon and eggs we had at 4:30 this morning", "Sure Rob sounds like a plan, hey check out those dolphins noble creatures aren't they"

7am "Time for a break i really need to pee", "oh thats disgusting Rob i cant believe you did not bring a cup or anything???".

7:10am "Breaks over lets get going so we can have a break at the next beach and stretch our legs", "sounds good Rob lets motor"

7:15am (insert babble here regarding drunken stories, relationships and when we finally arrive in Bondi)

8am "Feels good to stretch the legs huh, lets go and grab a coffee". We exit the kayak and walk to a cafe to buy coffees still feeling good about the day.

8:20am "Alright so we have 2 more hours until our next stop so lets get going", "lets do it"

8:45am "I swear that headland is moving away from us Rob is that possible?", "I think i saw a story on this once and yes i think it is entirely possible Scott".

9am "Break time and i hope you remembered to bring your cup this time Rob?", "oh shit i knew there was something i forgot..."

9:30am "That bloody headland is still doing that moving back thing, f#*k i hate kayaking!"

10am (roughly) "Lets stretch the legs again and have a sandwich and knock over this last leg as am keen to have an afternoon off to chill", "sounds like a plan"

10:15am "I really hate this kayak and those bloody dolphins are really pissing me off right now"

10:20am "............................................grumble, grumble, moan, f#*k.........................................!!!!!!"

10:40am ".....................................................................I really hate Rob right now!!!!"

10:41am ".........I really hate Scott right now!!!!"

10:48am ".....................such a stupid idea, i hope a shark comes along and eats Rob's arm so we can call it a day......."

10:50am "Are you sure that is the right headland Rob and not the one on the horizon?", "no thats definitely it Scott"

11am "Sorry Scott it is that one in the distance..."

11:01am "I really hate Rob!"

11:30am "It's definitely that one now for sure Scott", "grumble, grumble, moan Rob grumble f#*k!"

11:40am "........................................................................................F*#K!!!!!!!

11:45am "headlands moving away from us again Rob???????????", "Do you really think?", "yeah definitely this time without a doubt...........!"

11:55am "..................................................grumble, grumble, gruuuuuuummmmmmmmmbbbbbbblllllllleeeeeeee........................"

12a. "Aaah finally made it, that wasnt to hard at all!!!", "yeah looking forward to tomorrow now...".  

IDIOTS!

Stay tuned,

Scott.